Did you know that, for mating purposes, a male anglerfish will attach itself like a parasite to a female anglerfish, connect his circulatory system to hers (somehow), and then atrophy until he is nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off of her side? This is how anglerfish Do Eeet. Isn’t that creepy?
Not, of course, that it has anything to do with ducks, or, presumably, Jim Aikin. I just now learned that and wanted to share. Oh, and the rest of the Realm of Obsidian review (for lack of a better word) is up. It’s just tacked onto the end of part one because I didn’t feel it deserved its own post.
This paragraph goes out to my mom for giving birth to me. It was very nice of her and she didn’t have to.
Let’s get it on.
[spoilers begin here]
Pissy Little Sausages 