I gotta say, I am looking forward to the hint system in this game. Jim Aikin is to hint systems what Tom Selleck is to moustaches.
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I gotta say, I am looking forward to the hint system in this game. Jim Aikin is to hint systems what Tom Selleck is to moustaches.
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Going for something light and fluffy-looking ’cause it’s the middle of the night, and I don’t want to start worrying about… nope, too late, I’m already worried about it. I guess there’s not anything I would actually be able to do about it, so that’s some consolation. Maybe start carrying around a pair of chopsticks.
Anyway, this looks like a nice non-creepy game about some really bored angels. Hopefully in this one you don’t have to get off and on a pig all the goddamn time like you did in Jim Aikin’s last game. I hated getting on and off that pig. I hated it so much that I’ve stopped getting on and off pigs in real life.
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Did you know that, for mating purposes, a male anglerfish will attach itself like a parasite to a female anglerfish, connect his circulatory system to hers (somehow), and then atrophy until he is nothing but a pair of gonads hanging off of her side? This is how anglerfish Do Eeet. Isn’t that creepy?
Not, of course, that it has anything to do with ducks, or, presumably, Jim Aikin. I just now learned that and wanted to share. Oh, and the rest of the Realm of Obsidian review (for lack of a better word) is up. It’s just tacked onto the end of part one because I didn’t feel it deserved its own post.
This paragraph goes out to my mom for giving birth to me. It was very nice of her and she didn’t have to.
Let’s get it on.
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