You are finally nearing the end of your journey to the Enlightened Master.
Thank God.
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Spring Thing ’17 – Daniel Spitz’s Niney!
April 8, 2017I don’t know how many of these games I’ll get through, because I genuinely have tons of other stuff I need to do instead, including but not up to “clean my filthy apartment.”
Which is exactly why I’m playing Spring Thing games.
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Neither IF Comp Nor Safe For Work: The Literary Review’s Bad Sex In Fiction Nominees
November 18, 2016It’s gonna get real sexy below the jump, kids. Quotes borrowed from The Guardian.
IF Comp ’16 – Xalavier Nelson’s SCREW YOU, BEAR DAD!
October 31, 2016When I first read that this game existed I was super excited but then I saw a tweet that suggested it might cause me to have emotions, so I’ve been avoiding playing it, because all emotions besides “I am currently in a hammock” are pretty much terrible.
But then I was like, you know what, whatever, fuck it, I’ll just play the bear dad game. And that brings us to now.
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IF Comp ’16 – Chet Rocketfrak’s Toiletworld!
October 27, 2016IF Comp ’16 – Fade Manley’s The Little Lifeform That Could!
October 11, 2016I like the idea of being a tiny microbe with grand dreams, working my way up from the evolutionary mailroom. Also this game has promised me a chance at a fancy hat.
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IF Comp ’16 – Andy Joel’s The God Device!
October 11, 2016“The God Device” is a pretty good title. Also, I really, really, really want to know what’s in the blood-stained envelope the archaeologist gave Tanya just before she died.
…it’s probably nothing.
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