Went and saw Jackass 3D last night. If you’d told me as a kid that someday I would be sitting in a movie theater with 3D glasses on watching a butt made to look like a hillside shoot out feces in slow motion while a model train chugged contentedly past, I would have gone to find a grownup.
Also, I have to admit that reading the search terms that bring people here makes me feel a little inadequate. Not only do I have absolutely no pornography to offer, not even space barbarian slashfic, I don’t know how to pronounce Adam Cadre (“veerschpelt gefracht?”), how to hide cigarette smoke in a windowless room (stand on a block of ice?), or what diseases you can catch from sausage (sausagetosis? I don’t know! Ask Doctor Hotdog!)
What I can do is play a game and post about it. You’re welcome!
[spoilers begin here]