Ryan: oh speaking of the comp, JENNI
Ryan: I have this urge to pointedly demand eye contact with you
but that doesn’t work
me: okay I can look at my screen in a real focused way I guess
I respect that you are going through the games in alphabetsy order
Ryan: but if you don’t review robin and orchid, I’m gonna
me: okay okay I promise I will review Robin & Orchid
Ryan: YOU BETTER PROMISE
me: okay I will fuck with my OCD and do it tonight
I didn’t ask you to break the betsy!
me: OH I’M BREAKING THE BETSY
THIS BETSY IS GONNA GET BROKEN BY ME
Ryan: everyone’s gonna think “ryan veeder used his dirt that he has on jenni to make her break the betsy”
me: oooh let them think that, that makes me sound exciting
can I post this conversation basically verbatim to explain why I am breaking the betsy?
Ryan: hey it makes me sound exciting too, if somewhat evil
yeah but don’t post the part where we discuss whether you can post it, because that ruins the illusion
wait but if I post that part and then the part where you say that and then the part where I say this it becomes delightfully meta
is meta still in?
Ryan: meta is still in but in this case it’s selling past the close
me: I will honor your judgment on meta
Ryan: and I will honor our understood agreement that I won’t publicize these compromising photos of you
me: the photos of me giving up part of what I want while someone else gives up part of what they want?
Ryan: those too.
me: oh good
okay brb while I go review your game, you harpy
Ryan: you can’t call a BOY a HARPY
me: I believe I just did
Ryan: NOW YOU CALLED ME A BOY
[spoilers begin here]
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