You are the Baker of Shireton. The bread you bake is delicious. Raiders are coming.
Fuckin’ A the bread I bake is delicious. You know how Shireton is famous for its delicious bread? That’s me. I bake that.
Raiders best step the fuck off, is what I am saying. (And not for the first time; my boyfriend lives in Oakland and sometimes we pretend that either of us gives a shit about American football, which is demonstrably untrue.)
[spoilers begin here]
Pissy Little Sausages 