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me: Mouth Audio Interests has got to be a front for something
Ryan: that Pauly “Big” Mouth has his fingers in a lot of pies
me: and a lot of pies in his mouth
Ryan: one of his many piefingers is his literal pie business
he needs literal pie money to feed a figurative monkey
Piefingers is also the name of his literal pie business
Ryan: it’s a front for literal monkey trafficking
me: most of the overhead involves keeping the literal monkeys from eating the literal pies
Ryan: figurative overhead
the literal monkeys are kept in the basement
me: right, where it’s cooler
Ryan: the pies are in a cooler!!!
me: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Ryan: Pauly Mouth is a guy for whom
things just kinda
[spoilers begin here]
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