Shameful things in my search history:
ikea horse puppet
i don’t know, son, we’re lions
rollerskating waitress jobs phoenix
ridiculous lion noise
echidna penis
ersatz homosexual relationship
larp not about vampires
a picture of a vagina
novels printed on toilet paper
don’t shoot the puppy
david bowie’s area
daisy dukes with the pockets left in
(If anyone you know needs a rollerskating waitress, hit me up! I would be a great rollerskating waitress, or any other job I can do on roller skates!)
[spoilers begin here]
Pissy Little Sausages 