IF Comp ’15 – Hanon Ondricek’s The Baker of Shireton!

You are the Baker of Shireton.  The bread you bake is delicious.  Raiders are coming. Fuckin’ A the bread I bake is delicious.  You know how Shireton is famous for its delicious bread?  That’s me.  I bake that. Raiders best step the fuck off, is what I am saying.  (And not for the first time; my boyfriend lives […]

IF Comp ’14 – The Judging of the Blurbs!

Happy 20th anniversary, IF Comp!  We’re doing this super-loose-free-association style because my brain decided to go hypomanic instead of sleeping last night so mental-status-wise I am somewhere between Shia LaBeouf and Philip K. Dick at the moment.  Hypomania is pretty awesome and I recommend it to everyone.  You get a ton of shit done and […]

IF Comp ’10 – Wade Clarke’s Leadlight!

What do we not want to do next?  I think there are a couple horror games kicking around.  Let’s see, there’s one with a mysterious woman, one with an infection that has spread and a they that are coming, and one with a 15-year-old girl who awakens from her normal life into a nightmare, assuming […]

There is just so much wrong with Legends of Zork.

Before we get uber major xtreme hardcore into the next Spring Thing game, I’d like to take this time – and I can, you know; I’m a doctor – to extend a large amount of kudos to Jim Zubkavich and the rest of the Legends of Zork art team: Legends of Zork Logo Design: Indigo […]

Not Even A Review – Andrew D. Pontious’s Rematch!

Riff insists I play Rematch and blog it.  It’s not that simple, I would tell him, if I weren’t too lazy to open my mouth and form words.  There’s the RSS feed to be considered, for one thing.  Also I’m hungry.  I wonder if we have any jam that is in fact jam and not […]