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IF Comp ’15 – Hanon Ondricek’s The Baker of Shireton!

October 3, 2015

You are the Baker of Shireton.  The bread you bake is delicious.  Raiders are coming. Fuckin’ A the bread I bake is delicious.  You know how Shireton is famous for its delicious bread?  That’s me.  I bake that. Raiders best step the fuck off, is what I am saying.  (And not for the first time; my boyfriend lives […]


IF Comp ’14 – The Judging of the Blurbs!

October 3, 2014

Happy 20th anniversary, IF Comp!  We’re doing this super-loose-free-association style because my brain decided to go hypomanic instead of sleeping last night so mental-status-wise I am somewhere between Shia LaBeouf and Philip K. Dick at the moment.  Hypomania is pretty awesome and I recommend it to everyone.  You get a ton of shit done and […]


IF Comp ’10 – Wade Clarke’s Leadlight!

October 29, 2010

What do we not want to do next?  I think there are a couple horror games kicking around.  Let’s see, there’s one with a mysterious woman, one with an infection that has spread and a they that are coming, and one with a 15-year-old girl who awakens from her normal life into a nightmare, assuming […]


There is just so much wrong with Legends of Zork.

April 5, 2009

Before we get uber major xtreme hardcore into the next Spring Thing game, I’d like to take this time – and I can, you know; I’m a doctor – to extend a large amount of kudos to Jim Zubkavich and the rest of the Legends of Zork art team: Legends of Zork Logo Design: Indigo […]


Not Even A Review – Andrew D. Pontious’s Rematch!

March 27, 2009

Riff insists I play Rematch and blog it.  It’s not that simple, I would tell him, if I weren’t too lazy to open my mouth and form words.  There’s the RSS feed to be considered, for one thing.  Also I’m hungry.  I wonder if we have any jam that is in fact jam and not […]