ASCII dinosaur by Celeste Fowler. I considered doing something like “what if Jane Austen wrote Dinosaur Comics?” but it didn’t really go anywhere, and I realized I didn’t want to spend more time on the buffer than on the review. Plus I’m not sure I could easily find a woodcut of two happy nuptial dinosaurs perpetually about to step on a chaise and four. If this greatly disappoints you, write one yourself. Be the change you want to see in the world. I’m certainly not it.
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[spoilers begin here]