The name Robert DeFord makes me feel like I am a failure at raising chickens. Let’s see if we can hatch any new associations with it. Oh ho ho I made a chicken joke! Hey, which one of these games do you think he wrote first? Get it? Which came first?
I am on fucking fire tonight. If I were a chicken, I would be fully cooked and delicious by now. Wait. I just made myself hungry by imagining that I was a delicious chicken. That’s kind of messed up.
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Y’know, not to give anything away about this game, but my friend Zack had chickens (he still has chicken, singular), and those chickens managed to survive for weeks. Also, if you’re being charged by an ostrich, you should step to one side, grab it by the neck, and hold its head down until someone comes to rescue you. (This knowledge courtesy Rachel Bess, who is awesome.) Apparently an ostrich will just disembowel your shit if you aren’t careful.
So be careful, okay?
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Pissy Little Sausages 