I have not even the remotest idea what this game is about. This is always an exciting time, filled with potential, but it makes it difficult to RSS-buff. I should get a cat. Or have a kid. No one’s fingers would blister from the blazing speed with which they dialed social services if I had a kid, I’m sure. I had a houseplant when I lived at the Asymmetric office, a schefflera, but it was sort of unhealthy-looking when I left, and had these furry white cocoons or some shit on its leaves, and I didn’t want furry white God-knows-whats hatching in my new apartment, but I didn’t want to just throw a living thing into the garbage, so I hid it behind a hedge in the front yard and sprinted for it. I am not sure if me simply not knowing whether it’s alive or dead means it’s in a quantum state or if I actually have to set up a poison vial and a decaying atom, but yeah, I probably shouldn’t have kids, is my point.
What’s your point?
[spoilers begin here]
Pissy Little Sausages 