Public safety announcement: I haven’t even opened the folder containing this game yet, and I’m already thinking of ways to work in a “how do you like those apples, McIntosh?” joke. I bet he’s never heard that one before! I bet it will gratify his entire nation and they will throw me a feast. (Guess what they eat! No, really, guess!)
The Warbler’s Nest is apparently another horror game? So that’s, what, five? Six? Which isn’t really that many, in the grand scheme of things. Why do I feel like I’ve spent the entire competition reducing zombies to sludge and avoiding mirrors?
[spoilers begin here]
Pissy Little Sausages 