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IF Comp ’14 – Kristian Kronstrand’s Caroline!

October 5, 2014

Oh God oh God this is the one that wants me to let Caroline take me by the hand send new hand by afternoon train [spoilers begin here]

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IF Comp ’14 – Laura Mitchell’s Building the Right Stuff!

October 5, 2014

Space space, want to go to space.  Dad, are you space?  Yes I am, son, now we are a family again. [spoilers begin here]

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IF Comp ’14 – Porpentine’s Begscape!

October 5, 2014

I have absolutely no idea what to expect from this game. [spoilers begin here]

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IF Comp ’14 – H.J. Hoke’s Arqon: A Criminal’s Journey!

October 5, 2014

And thus my adventure begins. [spoilers begin here]

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IF Comp ’14 – Orion Zymaris’ And Yet It Moves!

October 4, 2014

I kind of used up all my RSS buffer material in that blurb post, so I guess I’ll tell you about Emily’s new hamster.  My housemate just got a hamster, and a really fancy cage for it to live in, with an exercise ball and a lookout tower and a tube full of cotton fluff […]

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IF Comp ’14 – Simon Christiansen’s AlethiCorp!

October 3, 2014

Oh man I just realized what I should have done for that Enigma cover was make the blood in the shape of a question mark!  Hindsight is the worst. I think I spelled Simon Christensen’s name right this year though!  No?  Fuck! This should not be that hard. [spoilers begin here]

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IF Comp ’14 – The Judging of the Blurbs!

October 3, 2014

Happy 20th anniversary, IF Comp!  We’re doing this super-loose-free-association style because my brain decided to go hypomanic instead of sleeping last night so mental-status-wise I am somewhere between Shia LaBeouf and Philip K. Dick at the moment.  Hypomania is pretty awesome and I recommend it to everyone.  You get a ton of shit done and […]

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IF Comp ’13 – Andrew Schultz’s Threediopolis!

March 12, 2014

Against all odds, here is a last year’s comp game review!  Cue this music, which always makes me feel like I’m returning triumphantly from something.  We got the Megatome & we are the smartest. [spoilers begin here; self-fellationation also ends here; fellationation is totally a word; witness my new book Fellatio Nation] [anyway]

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IF Comp 11 – Andrew Schultz’s Fan Interference!

November 8, 2011

Time for another edition of Searches What Brung You Here, because man, you people have been outdoing yourselves. close pissy horse sex peanuts marbles banjo what if vampires got herpes how chocolate powder can reveal intriguing clues how did hipsters ruin macrame owls setting shit on fire and unlockable hats little pink jeeps to look […]

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IF Comp ’10 – John Evans’ The Chronicler!

November 8, 2010

Too late at night for The Blind House.  It might never be early enough in the day for The Blind House.  I looked at the sketch after reading Chris’s intro and I think The Blind House is going to freak my shit right off the shitwagon into a bucket that it keeps conveniently positioned for […]