IF Comp ’14 – Gregor Holtz’s Sigmund’s Quest!October 23, 2014
Note: Sigmund’s Quest is a working demo and does not (yet) contain any werewolves or incest. Sorry!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
[spoilers begin here]
Oooh, nice art!
No matter how I resize the window in Firefox and Chrome, the book at the bottom with the story in it gets cut off… oh, wait, no, I just had to click on the ribbon labeled “DIARY” to pop it out.
Oh shit it’s Odin! Everyone be frosty. (Get it? Bifrosty? Did you like my joke? I liked my joke.)
Fuck off, new brother-in-law, Gram the Greatsword is mine. You know what they say, puller-out-of-a-tree-ers, keepers.
…okay, maybe they don’t actually say that. You can still fuck off though.
If I accept this invitation to the harvest festival, Siggeir’s gonna go all Red Wedding on me and my entire family, I can tell. But if I refused, it would be impolite and also probably not advance the story, so I guess I’d better accept!
You tell him that Siggeir is your brother-in-law, therefore you feel personally responsible for each act of cruelty he has visited upon this land.
Shit, is everyone supposed to feel personally responsible for their brother-in-law’s actions? Thank God my sister married a super ethical dude whose worst crimes are puns.
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, END OF CHAPTER ONE? I was enjoying that! Make there be more of that! Do I even need to mention the incest and werewolves?