The name Robert DeFord makes me feel like I am a failure at raising chickens. Let’s see if we can hatch any new associations with it. Oh ho ho I made a chicken joke! Hey, which one of these games do you think he wrote first? Get it? Which came first?
I am on fucking fire tonight. If I were a chicken, I would be fully cooked and delicious by now. Wait. I just made myself hungry by imagining that I was a delicious chicken. That’s kind of messed up.
[spoilers begin here]