I’ll be honest right away here: I’m not expecting to enjoy this game. Survival is the theme of most nightmares I have, and it sucks, right? I will demonstrate why with this flowchart.
Also, according to the blurb, I have been Captured By the Enemy. I’m not a huge fan of even having enemies, and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t want to be captured by one. Plus the picture has a train in it, which makes me think we’re talking WWII here, and that is so not my favorite war. (I don’t have a favorite war. My favorite WAR song is Spill the Wine, though, if that helps.)
Basically I am not expecting this game to be a good time, is what I’m saying. Only one way to find out, though!
Update: The Flash version is also not the least broken thing in the world. I was unable to finish.
[spoilers begin here]